The FootieQuiz Top 10 Premier League Football Chants

The Premier League boasts some of the most impressive football stadiums in the world. Packed out arenas, some steeped in tradition others new modern shiny structures- The Premier League has it all.

However what makes English football stadiums unique in comparison with other European leagues such as Spain, Italy and France is the history of travelling away supporters. The tribal banter and rivalries that have built up over the years adds an extra level of passion that is unique to the English league. The pinnacle of this is the classic football chant.

Here is the Footie Quiz Top 10 Quality Banter Chants – our collection of some of the most witty, clever and relatively clean chants and tunes that you may have heard while watching a Premier League game from the stands:

No. Player/
Chant Tune Club Ground
1 Robert
“Huth! There it is!” Tag Team’s “Whoomph! There it Is”. Stoke City Britannia Stadium
2 Habib
“Sunday, Monday, Habib Beye Tuesday,
Wednesday, Habib Beye Thursday, Friday, Habib Beye, Saturday, Habib Beye,
rocking all week with you!”
Happy Days (theme tune) Aston Villa & Newcastle Villa Park & St James Park
3 Park
“Park, Park wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your home country,
Could be worse,
You could be Scouse,
Eating rats in your council house.”
Shaker hymn “Simple Gifts” Man Utd Old Trafford
4 At Man Utd Fans “U-N-I-T-E-D
That spells f***ing debt to me,
with a knick knack paddywhack, give a dog a bone,
Ocean Finance on the phone”
“This Old Man” Man City Eithad
5 Bobby Zamora “When you’re sat in Row Z / and the ball
hits your head / that’s Zamora.”
Dean Martin’s “That’s Amore” Fulham Craven Cottage
6 Djimi Traoré “Dont blame it on Biscan
Dont blame it on Finnan
Dont blame it on Hamann
blame in on Traoré
He just can’t
he just can’t
he just can’t control his feet”

Michael Jackson’s “Blame it on the
Liverpool Anfield
7 Cesc Fabregas “Lets talk about Cesc baby,
Lets talk about Van-Per-sie,
Lets talk about Theo Walcott, Kolo Toure and Nasri,
Lets talk about Cesc!”
Salt-N-Pepa’s “Let’s Talk About Sex” Arsenal Emirates
8 Johan Djourou “Clichy to the left of me, Sanga to the
right, here I am stuck in the middle, Djourou”
Steller Wheels “Stuck in the Middle” Arsenal Emirates
9 Christian Benteke “Don’t you wish your striker was quality,
Don’t you wish your striker was Benteke, Don’t cha!”
Pussy Cat Dolls “Don’t Cha” Aston Villa Villa Park
10 Ashley Cole “You gotta file, file,
file, file, file for divorce”
Cheryl Cole’s “Fight for
This Love”
At Chelsea’s Ashley Cole Most Premier League
grounds at the time!

Do you think we have missed any clean classics? If so leave a comment and if they are of sufficient quality we may even change the Footie Quiz Top 10 Quality Banter Chants.

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